PSA- Many Found Items to be Claimed
Many highly religious people visit Spring Crest Baptist Church on their quest for the perfect church. Since we do not fit that description, we understand that they will continue their search elsewhere.
However, many have left behind articles that they would likely find useful in the perfect church they seek.
The following list of articles are in our lost and found box:
- Assorted Bibles: Large, Extra-Large and Mega-Super-Large sizes
- Assorted Halos: Including hunter-orange, Rustoleum Flecked Gold, and flashing LED. One appears to be a modified frisbee.
- Shoes with self-inking rubber stamp soles. Stamp design: bare footprints. Ink type: glow-in-the-dark.
- Smug looks
- Rolling eye-balls
- Knowing Looks
- Smirks
- Sheepskin Outfit w/non-slip-tread feet
- Elvis Presley tie
If any of these items belong to you, or if they don’t but you are willing to say that they do and can do so with both a clear conscience and reasonably well feigned innocence, please claim them at the church office.